We all know someone who loves to make excuses, so The Perfect Excuse Pen we spotted at Poundland is ideal for them. Everything from I’m Watching Football to I’m at the pub very drunk and I’m teaching my dog to play chess. We spotted it at Poundland Thanet, although it’s believed to be in all stores with stock.

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